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ARIES

U R gonna encounter a terrible accident. Beware! Don't drink too much, don't dream too much & drive your life carefully following the rules of life. Otherwise your lisence of life will be seized!

 

TAURUS

U R gonna suffer from diarrhoea. So, keep only digestible promises. Keep only digestible hopes. Keep only digestible faith. Dream only digestible dreams. Take only digestible tensions. Do only digestible deeds. And of course, control dieting! Don't eat too much free of cost! Take anything to a limited dose. Overdose medicine also acts as poison. Take care of your health. Coz health is wealth. Or get ready to be hospitalized! Get ready with death visa for the flight to the next world!

 

GEMINI

U R gonna suffer from 'lovearia'. Congratulations! But beware! Don't reach to the optimum depth. You may not be able to return back to the surface. Don't entirely trust upon others, don't entirely rely on others. You may be betrayed as well!

 

CANCER

What a deadly sign! Cancer! U R really gonna suffer from cancer. So, stop drinking & smoking! Don't fly up your precious life in smoke. Don't sink down your precious life in alcohol. Immediately, consult a doctor & have an instant medical checkup. If U really wanna illustrate your sign, if U really wanna die prematurely, then well, carry on!

 

LEO

Hey Leo! Don't roar like a leo. Don't be too much proud, cruel, fierce n furious. Calm down your temper. If not, U R gonna do a blunder mistake that cannot be unforgiven anymore! Try to be patient n polite. Give up your pride for the sake of your welfare. Otherwise, U R gonna miss something really GREAT of your life! Never ever try to rule over others. Coz everybody are themselves the rulers of their own lives. Ego n temper are the major causes of your destruction! So, avoid them so far possible. Never think yourself perfect coz no one is perfect in this world! Never ever play upon the faith & love of others. Otherwise, U'll repent throughout your life. Better beware earlier than repent later. So, think of it & go accordingly!

 

VIRGO

U R gonna be pregnant! U'll have twins
daughters! Congrats! Let's have a party tonight! Caution! Don't have many children if U wanna live a happy, content & peaceful life. So, do family planning on time! Either son or daughter, accept them happily, treat them equally! Don't do any discrimination!

 

 

LIBRA

U R gonna be a sexologist in the future! Congrats! But beware of public health rather than wealth! Don't promote abortion! Don't play upon public health! It's a GREAT crime!

 

SCORPIO

Hey Scorpio! Don't be so toxic like a scorpion! Immediately, remove the toxin of fury, pride, jealousy, greed, tension & suspicion if U wanna live a happy, healthy & lengthy life, if U wanna have a strong n smooth love affair. Otherwise, your beloved will leave U alone in the darkness! So, think carefully before taking any actions!

 

SAGITTARIUS

Hey archer! Your aim's not gonna be missed anymore! U'll succeed in aiming the heart of your sweetheart. But beware to use the arrow of love! Otherwise, U won't succeed in emprisoning your beloved into your heart. In turn, U'll yourself be emprisoned into the gaol!

 

CAPRICORN

Your life is worthless! U won't be able to do anything in your life. But never suicide! It's a GREAT sin! Have patience! U'll definitely succeed once! Coz all the successes are accompanied by failures! If U wanna turn your dreams true, don't sleep! If U wanna have silence, don't breathe!

 

AQUARIUS

Hey Aquarians! Hey Barbie Girls! Hey Cartoon Heroes! Your life is really fantastic! But life's not always the same. U gotta face several troubles as well! And this is how the life is. Hey Kumbhakarnas! It's been too much yaar! Come on! Wake up from the sleep now! Wake up! You've lotta things to do before U die!

PISCES

Hey Pisces! U R so cool but don't be so cool coz U'll freeze! So, warm up your heart with the flame of love & enjoy life being burnt into it! But beware! Never get burnt so far coz U'll turn into ashes! Never take tension! If U take tension, tension takes your life! So, take no tension if U love your life!